in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

Hop on ash court basement

A place where the only form of sex is through anal. Once someone says this to you there’s no way out of it

WhoZ, hop on ash court basement with me.

by WhoZ July 18, 2022

Basement Guard

The best discord bot in the world, can steal your girl in 1 millisecond :skull:
was made by the best algerian tiktoker ever named fritzel._
has the best commands and it doesnt insult you
dont fuck with him or he will fuck you with a metal dick

The Basement Guard is soooooooooo good, he stole my girl in 0 seconds.

by Fritzel >:) June 13, 2022

My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.

Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.

by Microwave boy September 12, 2022

Basement stuff

The allure of what goes on in a basement when people are elluded to the bottom of a house.

basement stuff was had last night, I didn't expect that to happen to them on that day.

by kasnuaku November 18, 2022

basement pet

A woman who is controlled and dictated by a tyranical person, usually a man, to the point where she isn't allowed to leave the house without permission.

Stay clear of Khaled, or he'll turn you into his own personal basement pet.

by goggle_dude April 21, 2022

Basement

Something your mom is in

Hey man your mom is in my basement she had fun last night

by BeansriceJesusChristandbiren January 3, 2022