The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

Sandy Bandit

When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.

Susan didn't want to go swimming so I gave her a sandy bandit.

by Andy WM September 30, 2007

time bandit

someone renowned or reliable for stealing all your time.

Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*

"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."

Victim: ...

Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!

by marinade August 15, 2010

snatch bandit

Somone who enjoys sex with other mens girlfriend or wife.

"If that guy hits on my wife one more time, i'll kill that snatch bandit!"

by Evil Weasel June 11, 2006

ass bandit

a gay male

And its ARSE bandit fools

"Haw, youse uhr total arse bandits by the way an aw that"

by spicymince February 5, 2004

Beard Bandit

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

broccoli bandit

People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.

Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009