Bagel Run

When your mind wanders during conversation, as if it's going off to get bagels for a second.

"Sorry, could you repeat that? I was on a bagel run just now."

by TwoBrassBrads June 17, 2012

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 24, 2013

Bagel Head

A person who is rather plain, typical, or boring. A person who doesn't exactly have any special qualities to them. For Example: a barely to non-existing personality.

"You're always the same mate; dark clothes, always acting tough, you're just a plain Bagel Head man."

by Goat_011 July 31, 2020

Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020

bagel cock

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel

Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.

by Dr. Knokkers February 15, 2017

Pizza Bagel

A pizza bagel is a delight which is a bagel with tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peperoni and veggies if you want to change up the heavenly delight. You can make them at your home or buy them pre-made in frozen ready to be cooked in an oven, toaster oven and microwave.

"Mom! Can you make me some Pizza Bagels?"

by Pizza_bagels101 June 23, 2023

dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016