blind fuck

when you tell someone to turn around for what ever fake purpose(to check out a chick or to see if they know a person or to see a fight) when they realize that nothing is behind them they turn back around when they do you already have your middle finger in there face. so not only do they not see a fight but also get flipped off. its a great asshole-move.

dumb friend: hey man wazzup?

Asshole: not much dude, do you see that bitchs ass over there(points behind his friend)?

dumb friend (turns,looks around a little realizes there is no hot chick so he turns back around to see his asshole friend flipping him off and now the friend feels like a dumbfuck (which he is) he also feels embarassed).

Asshole friend: you just got blind fucked cocksucker.

by the prick from WKnoxville October 23, 2008

blind side

Blindfolded sex, usually with members of the same sex.

Colby truly enjoyed his nightly blind side with his partner, Doug.

by yepitsmedude22 December 10, 2009

blind sheep

Gullible, ignorant, simple minded, would rather be used and scramble for trash to keep others down.

Trump supporters are such blind sheep.

by Zxti December 31, 2016

Blind Melon

You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)

I blind meloned Linda so bad last night, I had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.

by MC.GM.AP January 19, 2009

blind duck

Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.

I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't even see in the morning.

by Scott Lieb November 8, 2008

blind pig

A card play in the game of Euchre, when called before the hand is delt, gives the caller the right to the next 100 wins if gone alone and achieves it.

Im going blind pig! laydown loaner.....I just won the next 100 hands automatically...game over.

by andis311 December 10, 2011

blind texting

when you are texting on your phone, and hiding it from your friends, parents, teachers, etc.

I was blind texting today and spelled so many words wrong, that the recipient didn't understand the message!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones February 4, 2009