Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020

Fatasthma attack

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath

i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.

by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017

Beam Attack

It all started when Daniel of the Falboat YouTube channel made a small skit about killing a Waddle Dee and then everyone started to obsess over it, making animations and memes.

Suddenly, Failboat makes a few more parts. Everyone loved it. So much, that he can never say Beam, use any beam attack or even use the Beam Ability without live chat quadrupling in speed saying "BEAM ATTACK"

Beam Attack!

Oh I missed I'll get him next time...
Beam Attack!
Maybe this one will hit him!
Beam Att-
*waddle dee fucking waddle dies*

by Glitchguy August 28, 2023

Sodium Attack

1. When you attack someone with sodium
2. Chess Opening Na3
3. When you dump salt on someone's head.
4. Salt Bomb Attack

1. Sodium Attack!!!!!!!!
2. The first move is Na3, Sodium Attack
3. Sodium Attack! It's raining salt!!!!
4. This salt bomb will go off in two minutes and thirty-five seconds.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 5, 2021

Pap Attack

The female equivalent of a kick in the balls, when a woman is punched, slapped or kicked in the boob. The attacker will cry "Pap attack!" So everyone knows that they have been wounded.

Megan and Iona stood having a fight:
Megan: "You're a bitch."
Iona: "You're a dink."
Megan pulls back and punches Iona in the boob and screams, "Pap attack!"

Iona backs away holding her boob, growling at her attacker. Iona retreats to a safe distance with her arms crossed over her chest as to prevent another attack.

by Ghost in the Attic. August 8, 2013

Kak-Attack

When a momther is a lad but then you see Kakyoin and start violently shaking and screaming

Is that a mom? OH NO ITS TRAP KAKYOIN AAAAAA IM HAVING A KAK-ATTACK GUYS PLEASE HELP

by Spedwagon July 30, 2019

Shnart Attack

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.

Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.

by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019