jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.
Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart
by Jim June 17, 2006
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Christmas Jew

A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.
He puts up a Christmas tree and lights a Menorah! What a Christmas Jew.
by Cranky And Tired December 24, 2006
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Jew swoggle

A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.
" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"
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The Jew

The act of ejaculating into a yamulkre and placing it onto a woman’s head, and then proceeding to chant in Hebrew
Friend A: Oh yea I have a girl the Jew yesterday
Friend B: oh yea fair play mate
by Ur mum likes feet August 04, 2021
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Jew it!

You should use this when you are in situation to destroy something like damn Psycho. ( im not racist u hoes )
-That guy is an asshole, JEW IT!
or
-This burger is lit af, im gonna JEW IT!
by Jamal niggarson March 14, 2017
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Jew Magic

The most common form of magic on Earth. Has many potent abilities.
1. Matt used his Jew Magic to help us win the football game.
2. That girl is using Jew Magic to look hot.
by Dem0nCrsecent October 08, 2007
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jew egg

An egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. These eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. Only video known video evidence recorded durring a "Running of the Jew" in Kazakhstan.
Is she? She is! She laid a Jew Egg! Quick, smash that chick before it hatches!
by Keifer Sterner December 07, 2006
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