The Angles

Pics taken at different angles, that form the illusion of beauty when in reality the subject of the picture is horribly disgusting looking

Nick - I finally going to meet that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Mike - Oh yea, whats she look like?
Nick - *shows Mike the pics*
Mike - Oh man, She Has The Angles!
*******************Next Day*****************
Nick - Holy Shit, remember the girl i went to meet last night?
Mike - Yeah?
Nick - She was about 500 lbs, was bald, retarted, She looked like a Yeti.Ooh yeah her name was Kalis... isnt a kalis something you get on the bottom of your foot...

The Angles by Nick Reyes April 3, 2006

angle fer dangle 

When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are viewable through either one or both of his pant legs. this phenomenon usually occurs in the even that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.

-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.

John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now
Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn

angle fer dangle by fuckinsmangthatjawn November 30, 2011

analena 

A wonderful girl no matter what she does and she is smart and a sexy girl.

My friend: Hey look at her she seems smart
Me: ...and she looks sexy
My friend: let me guess her name is Analena

analena by Meet12 April 15, 2020

analeigh

A woman of extreme beauty. Unmatched and unique in every way. Analeigh is a metaphor for happiness and true love. She is naturally the most supportive woman you will ever meet. She will be there for you no matter what, even if the challenge to stay requires great strength. She’s a fighter like no other. When her heart is set, she will give you her everything and fight to keep those that are dear to her. Her forgiveness is only matched by her compassion for all unequivocally. If you should happen to capture her heart, marry her. Marry her and be sure to bring her nothing but happiness for she will not only match your effort, she will set a new standard to what the human heart is capable of. She will complete you like no other human can.

"Analeigh is the love of my life."
"I desire to meet an Analeigh for that is the type of woman I need in my life."

analeigh by kneekowsabi February 14, 2015

Anglewhore 

A person that is only photogenic when photographed from a certain angle. The term generally reffers to online social network users who tend to exploit this trait and fill most of their photo albums with pictures taken from this very same angle, to fish out as much compliments as they can. It is worth mentioning that these compliments mostly come from people who nolife too much to realize we live in a three-dimensional world and if they, god-forbid, went on a date with an anglewhore person, this person would have to turn around eventually which would break this illusionary 2D utopic world they have built for themselves online. Considering the more-than-obvious connection with the duckface syndrome, the anglewhore's usual picture-taking pose is also reffered to as "the implied duckface".

Female: Look at that Monica Bellucci b*tch, she's such an anglewhore.
Male: Yeah and the angle is 360°

Anglewhore by Tlukinic July 1, 2011

anklecide 

When you commit scooter ankle (hit the side of a Razor scooter against a bare ankle)

Person 1: Istg im gonna commit scooter ankle

Person 2: that’s the most painful thing you can do

Person 1: ANKLECIDE

anklecide by Dleyjnan January 9, 2019

Analer

The Analer is an object which is designed to be shoved up one's ass. It has been told to give more pleasure than sexual intercourse between two people.

Jordan: WOW! that was amazing!!
Tyler: what was?
Jordan: The Analer.
Tyler: What's that?
Jordan: Pretty much a dildo for the ass..
Tyler: Nice! I'm gonna have to try that.

Analer by Nikki and Nadia January 23, 2008