Zoo

A place where you can go see a variety of different animals and have fun with family or friends.

Son: Mom can we go to the zoo
Daughter: Yes can we
Mother: Yes we can

by King Alec Zahl February 27, 2020

Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.

“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”

by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022

Zoo

Prison for beings who have never commited a crime.

That giraffe was taken from his family to be shipped to a zoo

by And.thats.on.periodt October 6, 2019

zoo feeder

n. to be able to feed the animals in a zoo by releasing gasious substances from inside ones rectum and filtrating it through the atmosphere until it evolves down the food chain to a suitable level

Jean you are such a zoo feeded

by Prophet Mech January 20, 2004

Da zoo

A suburban city in Illinois

We in town might slide to da zoo

by Thatjay April 26, 2020

Zoo-bliest

Like ableist, Zoobliest is the discrimination of and social prejudice against animals with disabilities based on the belief that typical abilities are superior

Person 1: Ew This cat looks ugly, thid cat has only 3 legs
Person 2: Hey stop being zoo-bliest! its not cool not funny, Animals who have disabilites are cool!!
Person 1: sorry..
Person 2: Apology not accepted, think about what youve done
The Cat To Person 2:

by hhhhhhhhss January 16, 2024

Tuna Zoo

Noun. An establishment that's mostly filled with women. Analogous to sausage fest for place mostly filled with men.

Wow, Pink Pony Club really was a tuna zoo last night, there wasn't even a semi-decent guy any where!

by HappyShroomFarts July 11, 2025