Because I said so

An intellectually dishonest response used, usually by parents, to justify making a child comply with an ostensibly irrational directive which the child finds objectionable or in an effort to terminate an argument they find inconvenient. Anyone who makes this argument demands respect while not giving it. They will not tolerate temper tantrums while having them.

If your only reason is "because I said so" a child over a certain age should refuse to accept the reasoning. This reasoning is insulting and bullying and is only used to defend a position that makes no rational sense.

Children are capable of critical thought at a young age and usually will listen to sound argumentation.
Kid: "Mom, why should I do objectionable order?"
Mom: Just do it.
Kid: I just want to know why. It doesn't make sense.
Mom: Because I said so.
Kid: I know what you said, I just want valid reasons.
Mom: Because I said so.
Kid: You're being intellectually dishonest.
Mom: Flips out.
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Thats what she said

It turns an ordinary, innocent statement into something dirty.
True story
Boy chokes
Teacher: did your it go down the wrong whole Ashton?
Me (really loud): thats what she said!
Class laughs.
Meaning: the dick went up the asshole and not the vagina hole or vise versa
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emma just said gleba

Rachel: "I WAS JUST SAYING GOODNIGHT TO EMMA AND SHE JUST SAID HER FIRST WORD!"
Ross: "what?"
Joey: "well, what did she say?"
Rachel: "Emma just said gleba!"
by xXsavageXjackieXx October 05, 2021
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That's what UR MOM said

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.
boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 22, 2005
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I’m gay, who said that?

When you’re gay and somebody said that you are but you don’t know who said such things.
Him: You’re gay?
Him 2: I’m gay, who said that?
by NotGayWhoSaid September 14, 2017
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that's what she said

Citizen Band 10 code is 10-5 for that's what she said
by Greatbarron May 03, 2004
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thats what she said

A sentence that can be said after your friends say something that could possibley be turned into something sexual...
Person1: hey here, can you hold my ice cream for a while.
Person2: ya sure, (person 1 hands person 2 the icecream)
person2: o shit this is really slippery
person1: thats what she said...

what person 1 is refering to is a girl that would say that during sex...hes pretending that when he was having sex a girl said, that his penis is slippery...

this can be used in anything...
by abdumac August 20, 2006
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