Thats what she said

It turns an ordinary, innocent statement into something dirty.

True story
Boy chokes
Teacher: did your it go down the wrong whole Ashton?
Me (really loud): thats what she said!
Class laughs.
Meaning: the dick went up the asshole and not the vagina hole or vise versa

by Netballchick786 May 14, 2014

Mom Said I Could

if mom says you can, then you can

no matter what ANYBODY else says

Normal Person- "Wait why are you in my car?"
Weird Person- "mOm sAiD i cOuLd..."

by SquatingDog March 14, 2020

Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

by mrrainbow56 May 6, 2021

That's what UR MOM said

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.

boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005

I’m gay, who said that?

When you’re gay and somebody said that you are but you don’t know who said such things.

Him: You’re gay?
Him 2: I’m gay, who said that?

by NotGayWhoSaid September 17, 2017

that's what she said

Citizen Band 10 code is 10-5 for that's what she said

Bob: Put it on the other side
Joe: 10-5

by Greatbarron May 3, 2004

thats what she said

A sentence that can be said after your friends say something that could possibley be turned into something sexual...

Person1: hey here, can you hold my ice cream for a while.
Person2: ya sure, (person 1 hands person 2 the icecream)
person2: o shit this is really slippery
person1: thats what she said...

what person 1 is refering to is a girl that would say that during sex...hes pretending that when he was having sex a girl said, that his penis is slippery...

this can be used in anything...

by abdumac August 20, 2006