an alien probed me

Getting Anonymously Fucked up the arse
by flyillustra August 20, 2020
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Alien Brain Hemorrhage

A cocktail intentionally made to look insane. Consists of half a shot glass full of peach schnapps, with Bailey’s Irish Cream poured on top. Once the shot is almost full, a small amount of blue curacao is added, and once that settles, a small splash of grenadine tops the drink off.
"Hey, what is that thing that looks like an atomic war on a different planet, and am I really expected to put this in my mouth?"

"Its an Alien Brain Hemorrhage. Enjoy, it's delightful."
by Elia K. January 30, 2012
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Alien vs. Predator

When the two fattest, most hideous people you know hook up with each other
I witnessed Alien Vs. Predator when I walked in on Casey and Emily hooking up, and I immediately lost my eyesight and wept myself to sleep. I then contacted my therapist as I contemplated suicide, not being able to get that horrendous image out of my head.
by MitchMartinez333 April 06, 2009
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Alien Ass Salve

a preparation useful for the treatment of butthurt, usually required after having one's feelings hurt in various forums. Often needed when forum poster is also making a glass swan.
People who frequent political forums often find themselves in need of alien ass salve after losing arguments and/or being shown up as total asshats.
by Meanie393 June 14, 2009
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alien ant farm

Someone who has a horrendous case of genital warts.
His alien ant farm gives even the bravest of souls the shivers.
by crazy b February 10, 2005
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down-syndrome aliens

aliens with down syndrome, that usually live in people's vagina's, preferrably mine
When I run, the down-syndrome aliens fall out of my vagina
by mapu March 30, 2008
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A Spitting Alien

The act of fellatio whereby the male inserts his penis into his partner's whole in their neck created from a tracheotomy and the head of the penis visibly protrudes out his partner's mouth and, at climax, ejaculates onto the male's torso, similar to the alien on Segourny Weaver in the Aliens movies.
After forty years of smoking, my wife had cancer of the larynx, but fortunately now, her surgery hole allows me to perform a Spitting Alien.
by The Law of Trifecta February 11, 2011
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