Aqumininininism

Religion based on doing completely random things for no apparent reason. Popular with the nerds of Grand Manan.

Tyson's religion is Aqumininininism.
He hit Tim aquiminininitly.

by Burtoc14 January 2, 2004

aluminum digger

Someone, usually a homeless or poor person, who digs through trash cans and dumpsters for empty aluminum soda and beer cans, so they can sell them to a scrap metal dealer for booze and cigarette money.

This bum is an aluminum digger...taking the empty pop cans out of the trash in the park, so he can get himself a bottle of wine and get drunk.

by Genuine Nerd June 24, 2010

adminish

v. to severely chastise a secretary.

The manager adminished her assistant for arriving a work late again.

by Eric X. February 24, 2008

Aluminum Falcon

The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon.

the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.

Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.

The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.

The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.

Person 1: "Damn, last night Katie was so horny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,"
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*

by RUFF SECKS January 10, 2010

Admin overlord king

Someone who is perfect in everyway, never seizes to amazing the people around them, has a massivily oversized PENIS. Sir just asked me to go back to class, but as the admin overlord king I THINK NOT!!!

I am the admin overlord king, DAMNN the chicks fat, did she eat her dietition?

by mircosnapper2 May 4, 2010

admin

A gay system that gives undeserving people power. The Users of admins are usually people who only care for OTHER admins. These are Biased Admins. You'll be lucky to meet an admin who gives two s***s about you. These are Deserving Admins. Here's the difference between the both of them.

Biased Admin:/points 100
Grapering302WithGreg: MG wth is wrong with u dumb ass
Biased Admin:/ban Grapering302WithGreg
<Server>: Grapering302WithGreg has been banned.

Deserving Admin:/clear
<Server>:ElfOnTheShelf has joined the game
ElfOnTheShelf: WOW V3RY CL34N
Doge:Much Clear | Very Open | Wow
Deserving Admin:/Health 500 Doge
Doge: Very Thanks
Hacker: /kill Doge
Doge: ;-;
Deserving Admin:/ban hacker

by Scrubalicous May 4, 2018

Aluminize

v). to use a metal baseball bat to inflict damage or harm

My girlfriend dumped me. In my kindness, I aluminized her car late last night.

We were out aluminizing mailboxes till the cops caught us.

Duchebag, do not make me aluminize your face.

by Triarius March 16, 2009