Abiogenesis

(noun) Spontaneous Generation. People originally thought larvae randomly appeared on poop, and mold randomly grew. Or, more correctly, spontaneously generated. This is now known to be false, but is a theory still taught in school. Some teenagers like to use it as a sort-of-funny explanation.

Man A: How'd that dog crap get on my bed?

Man B, who had put it there because Man A is such a neat freak: Must be abiogenesis.

Man A: What's that?

Man B: You know, Spontaneous Generation? Just randomly grew out of nothing.

by tiagirl April 1, 2010

ading

A description of a good friend, usually used by girls.

I'm so proud of my ading karyn!

by M.L. August 7, 2005

Abigail

The funniest, most amazing, hottest Ford model in the entire fucking universe who on a daily basis writes "Free Hugs" on their stomach and hugs sexy males and enjoys coning. Can commonly be found screaming at the top of her lungs and/or buying a Cocoa Moca Frape at Starbucks.

"Hey, Abigail's cousin, what is she doing is she always like this? Or is she stoned?"

"No, shes not drunk or stoned. Just a complete individual."

by Abigail's Wonderful Couisin August 20, 2011

classic abigail

Something very predictable done by someone named Abigail

Abigail knocks over drink
Friend: classic Abigail, always knocking stuff over

by Skiierboy19 October 12, 2017

abigail

Abigail-- A special variety of the long-haired flourescent purple Armadillo found on the coasts of Antarctica that enjoys sticking its long tail up its long nose and sunbathing in the snow. It feasts on wood chips and tree hair. It is compatible with the Snow White Wildebeast and takes advantage of the blue mongoose's existence

Look! I think that Abigail just stole the wood chuck's wood chips!

by mongadillo March 6, 2011

re.ading

With regards to reading

Re.ading a book can be fun.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Abington

A middle class township on the northwest border of Philadelphia, home of 50,00 souls. Commonly refered to as 'Bington. One of the wealthiest areas in the wealthiest county in PA.

Every town and section of philly around Abington wants to be Abington (i.e. Glenside, Oreland, Jenkingtown, Rockledge, Fox Chase, etc...)

by AlphaWolfess June 19, 2005