This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.
by team mopar November 19, 2004
An incompetant teacher that has no knowledge of what she is doing, all of her data is collected from Mr mandahar and all her worksheets. She is fat and has zero knowledge about what is going on in her job. I like to think she doesnt even know what a computer is, also she fails to arrive on time in class even though her class before is literally right above the fnd of computer art class.
by Gamermann March 20, 2019
a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.
by christopher beherns November 03, 2007
Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
by whitemale_98 January 07, 2005
That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson
by Green Fella September 24, 2023
Any gains or size added to your Johnson. Whether it’s just pumping on a casual Saturday night or ripping cialis or viagra everyday.
Peter: Yo mike I just copped this bottle of viagra, let’s see how this goes with the wife.
Mike: damn Pete, you boutta make some serious Johnson gains.
Mike: damn Pete, you boutta make some serious Johnson gains.
by Nato12345 August 31, 2021
The Effect consists of a common practice where someone kisses someone and break up about a week later. The practice gets its name from a man named El B. Johnson, A common user of the practice.
by TrevanTe349 February 24, 2020