The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.
“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”
“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
by C$tone June 10, 2018
Get the Poo-Tube mug.When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.
by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019
Get the docking tube mug.Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.
Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
by Rager Helix October 26, 2013
Get the Noob Tube mug.An absolute stupid and moronic person.
For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.
Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order
For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.
Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order
by GladDyos November 1, 2022
Get the Doss Tube mug.When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.
That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.
by FindYorChi February 11, 2019
Get the Blue Tubes mug.When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.
Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.
If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021
Get the a tube going mug.