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The Cuban

A sexual act which occurs after bringing your favorite whore to sloppy, dripping orgasm...you pull your cum covered meat stick out and spread her love juice on a piece of toasted cuban bread topped with ham, pork, swiss cheese and pickles while shouting, "Hora de la cena, perra"
My let me give her the Cuban the other night. It was amazing.
by TheMilesLong1 September 25, 2020
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cubanism

🅱️albert's own personal religion not to be confused with Buddhism despite hem both ending with ism
"man i wish i could be 🅱️albert so i could use Cubanism
by the impasta fromamon gus April 11, 2021
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cubanism

Cubanism is the form of someone who is very cuban, they will typically have a cuban cigar and be playing dominoes.
"Hey look at Manny over there, he has a lot of Cubanism"
by BigDickDon December 12, 2017
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Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.
You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...
by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017
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Cuban Fan Blast

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way
Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend
by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020
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Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022
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