candy victim

A person clearly overweight due to excesive over munching.

"Hey Jimmy, lets throw cheesies at that Candy Victim."

by Chad January 10, 2005

Candy Grabbin

When the male of the species becomes physically intrusive with a female in an inappropriate or unwelcome manner.

Also can refer to a preplanned night of debauchery at a party or club when fornication with the opposite (or same) sex is anticipated ("Candy Grab").

"Hey Cameron, that guy over there is candy grabbin on your girl! Let's go kick his ass!"

"Gentlemen, tonight will be the most epic Candy Grab in Alpha Omega Epsilon's storied history."

by Karl Hunguss October 25, 2011

candy carol

1. A drag queen from columbus ohio that is notorious for saying "I'm Candy Carol, Shut the fuck up!!!"

2. A musical group that has an Album called "Book of Love"

1. Candy Carol was out on the town last night looking fabulous.

2. I love Candy Carol's new album Book of Love.

by ShaggyLady May 3, 2010

Candy Slit

A particularly delicious vagina.

If you can give me a good eating out experience, I swear I will munch on that candy slit like no tomorrow.

by EatACookie July 18, 2014

freezer candy

a woman with whom you can have predictably tasty casual sex, as frequently and for as long as you like; she'll always be there.

Rob: Hey, you seein' Sarah tonight?
Dane: Probably. You know she's my freezer candy.
Rob: Great!

by Dane and Sarah January 21, 2008

candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.

Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!

by loirão July 16, 2014

candy cadet

Candy cadet is a robot who tells storys but not just any storys but another thing he can do is give life advice like dont pull on anal beads like a lawnmower which is what he said in dayshift at freddys 3

You: hey candy cadet tell me a story
Candy cadet: boku no piku
You:ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅ ᴍᴇ

by Creep_yt January 10, 2020