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lobster cage

The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”

(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞

Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
mugGet the lobster cagemug.

sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion
by Roachmill March 11, 2022
mugGet the sanding the roll cagemug.

Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.
Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.
by TheRuminator November 26, 2020
mugGet the Sperm Cagemug.

Caged

1. To be screwed over by quick-time events or stupid story decisions made seemingly for you in games where decisions determine everything, like Telltale games or Until Dawn.

2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.

Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)
Jerma, after failing to hold down R1 and square at the same time and failing a quick time event: Did I just get Caged?
by goiky January 8, 2020
mugGet the Cagedmug.

cat cage

She's got a proper dirty cat cage
by Fitza July 5, 2017
mugGet the cat cagemug.

cleaning the bunny cage

"Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.
Quick, finish"cleaning the bunny cage" so we can get on with this.
by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013
mugGet the cleaning the bunny cagemug.

cage the gingers

a derogatory remark which is commonly used against those with ginger hair colouring
i think we should cage the gingers!!”
by vampirickisses November 18, 2023
mugGet the cage the gingersmug.

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