when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012
Get the Butter Bootsmug. Any type of high.
Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.
Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.
"Dude, are your boots loose?"
If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."
"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."
"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."
If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."
"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."
"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."
by Nick and Amanda February 17, 2009
Get the Boots Loosemug. More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.
Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."
Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."
Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."
by Vorpal Cougar February 7, 2009
Get the Radio Bootsmug. A non-derogatory phrase to express disagreement with an occurrence or statement. The phrases origins are from the boot of an AFL umpire.
by Stumcc April 12, 2015
Get the In Ya Bootmug. Informally known as a unit of measurement.
The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.
Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.
The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.
Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.
by DrunkenDefinitions December 17, 2019
Get the David Bootmug. A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.
by Uh-1D September 24, 2019
Get the The Scared Bootmug. by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018
Get the boot shaftmug.