The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.

When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.

by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015

runny deuce

Diarrhea.

Dude, that gas station hot dog made for one runny deuce.

by gnstrlove January 07, 2016

deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 07, 2008

Zeus Deuce

King of all dumps of godly proportions

“Bro you see my Zeus deuce in the group chat?”

by chHAad February 11, 2021

incendiary deuce

A bowel movement that leaves your asshole with a burning sensation. This condition may result from consumption of large quantities of sharp cheddar and crackers. There is no known cure, you just have to wait it out.

"Fuck, I just dropped a severe deuce."
"Severe? How so?"
"That shit was an incendiary deuce...my ass is on fire!"

by spodacus January 18, 2008

Deuce and Peace

The Upper Decker's kid brother, the deuce and peace is just dropping a deuce and peacing out.

- This job sucks. What should I do?
- Deuce and peace.

- This party sucks, I'm going to deuce and peace.

by t-o-i-m August 27, 2009

chuckin a deuce

A phrse originating from Houston, TX, meaning 'To throw up a peace sign, with two fingers. A way of greeting people.

Chico drove by chuckin a deuce.

by Chico H December 30, 2005