derp

To wander around, somewhat aimlessly, in the pursuit of investigating something or satiating a curiosity.

Wanna go derp around that old hotel? Let's see how many pools we can find.

Yeah, Sophie and Nora were just derping around Manchvegas. They got slushies and found this cool spice shop off Valley Street .

What are you doing? Oh, just derping around online.

by vivelavivie September 23, 2019

Pulling A Derps

1.Pulling A Derps is the act of betraying everyone who was ever nice to you

2.being a zygote

J: Dude did you see what that zygote said?
Caynix: Lmao hes Pulling A Derps

by TheNoNamedNigga September 23, 2019

derp head

when someone is being stupid on purpose, and not caring.

Geez Adam, why are you being such a derp head?

by when I'm bored.. September 26, 2019

Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.

Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!

by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018

Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

by Ink Freak December 30, 2017

derp dolphin

Bruh moment :)

I have got to derp dolphin into the world of bruh moments

by depdolphin yt May 29, 2020

derp man elite

A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.

derp man elite was never seen by her again.

by notkejejnsn September 5, 2017