Zombie Serious

When you're serious, but not quite dead serious.

Example Person 1: "Dude! Are you serious?!?!"
Cool Person 1: "Yep. Zombie serious."

by Tori~MP3 November 22, 2009

Goon Zombie

A person usually male that can only think of gooning to celebs

fuck i love olivia so much i'm goon zombie

by RockyCanoa March 2, 2023

Zombie Party

When a group of people get high on hallucinogens and have an orgy.

We were so messed up at that zombie party that i couldn't tell my cock from my knee.

by Flinnn June 11, 2016

zombie team

A hypothetical team incorporated into your zombie plan consisting of the people you know who would be the most beneficial in the event of a zombie apocolypse. People often considered for one's zombie team are resourceful, very fit, stealthy, not afraid of blood, and have easy access to weapons.

Benji Franklin: "Damn, look at that bully beat a helpless child with a baseball bat!"

G Wash: "I know. He'd be perfect in my zombie team."

by Dennis Erickson November 1, 2009

Coffee Zombie

A person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.

Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.

by PharmGirl99 August 22, 2011

Zombie Relationship

A zombie relationship is what you get when the relationship has died, (and we all know you can't come back from the dead) but they try to make it work anyway.

Yeah Dan and Sarah just need to call it, their zombie relationship clearly isn't working.

by Lungenbrotchen April 4, 2019

Swollen Zombie

Another term for blue balls.

I was edging and now I have a swollen zombie.

by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017