Brown Zombie

n. A shit that refuses to go away and keeps on coming back.

Stan: "What's that smell?"
(In the room walks Mike)
Mike: "Sorry mate, was a persistent bugger! Was like a scene from 'Night of the Living Dead'."
Stan: "A case of a Brown Zombie? No worries. I gave birth to a beast earlier this morning. That reminds me, it's been 28 days since we cleaned that thing. Could do with a bleaching, and soon!"

Brown Zombie by J.May December 28, 2009

Internet Zombie 

What you become when you get attached to the computer. By attached, I mean your lips have been chapped the whole 5 hours you've been surfing the web (feels like 45 minutes) and there's been chapstick right next to you, yet you never pick it up and use the damn thing. You also loose the ability to look at the clock right at the bottom of your screen.

I turned into an internet zombie after getting stuck in a youtube loop. By the time I regained conscienceness, I was fired from my job, my girlfriend left me, and I had developed diabetes. I swear I was only on for an hour. What? It's July?

Internet Zombie by ohshititsthecops January 10, 2010

Nuclear Powerd Zombie 

A bad thing that continually ressurects itself and cannot be completely killed by conventional means.
Best used to describe a project that is actually somone else's responsibility, however they are not actually doing anything about it, but it directly affects your ability to perform your tasks/job.

Staff: The Voicemail system is dropping calls again.
Boss: I thought the National Communications group was supposed to fix that 2 months ago?
Staff: We ran all the tests they asked for, but it keeps coming back. It's a Nuclear Powerd Zombie .
Boss: I See that.

Nuclear Powerd Zombie by Ted S January 5, 2006

nazi zombies 

part of two Call of Duty Games: World at War, and Black Ops. It depicts what will happen when zombies actually do become an actuality and shows us how to survive.

Man I killed so many fucking Nazi Zombies but they finally got me.

nazi zombies by guillaume92333 December 30, 2010

dr pepper and zombies 

The best combination in THE WORLD.

"Hey, wanna go see the new movie?"
"Hmm...I don't know... what's it about?"
"I don't really know, but there are Dr Pepper and zombies."
"Heck yes. Let's go."

dr pepper and zombies by ninjasarebetterthanpirates August 1, 2007

Nazi Zombie Shots 

A drinking game in which the player/players play Call of Duty World at War's Nazi Zombies. The object of the game is to survive as many rounds as possible while taking shots as according to the rules.

Please Drink Responsibly when playing this game.
Best if played with Vodka or Rum. Can be replaced with beer but a whole beer substitutes a shot.

Rules
1. Starting at round 10 the player/players may take their first shot and take a shot for each additional round.
2. Any time you upgrade a gun you take a shot.
3. Get the Ray Gun or Monkey Bombs take a shot (Even if before round 10 and if upgraded you get another shot)
4. WUNDA WAFFLE TAKE A SHOT! (Note you must say this out loud or you cannot take your shot!/You can take this shot even if it is before round 10 and an additional shot if it is upgraded)

Player 1: Dude we are on round 34, I've upgraded 9 guns, I've got two Ray guns, Wunda Waffle and the Monkey Bombs....Nazi Zombie Shots is Awesome!

Player 2: Dude thats like almost 40 shots how are you not dead!

Nazi Zombie Shots by Sakabato February 7, 2010

Zombie Beaver 

1. When a female's genitalia falls asleep during coitus, typically due to understimulation
2. The female version a Petrified Tree
3. A wood-chucking mammal that builds dams in rivers that has been literally zombified after being bitten by an existing zombie.

We were totally getting it on, and then like after 3 minutes it was so bad I got Zombie Beaver

Zombie Beaver by JFray October 26, 2006