Your Face

My answer to everything

Bully: You're stupid
Me: Your face is stupid
Bully: You're not worth my time
Me: Your face is not worth my time
Bully: That makes no sense whatsoever
Me: Your face makes no sense whatsoever
Bully: Shuts up*

by UltimateDoge November 05, 2022

keep your face to yourself

Someone that’s kissing or trying to kiss another person. Keep your face away.

He always tried to smooch my girl. Bro just keep your face to yourself .

by Realbossish January 16, 2020

Beat Your Face

Expression used by Drill Sergeants to order a subordinate to do push-ups.

Beat your face, Private!

by Formerarmyguy February 19, 2021

National Send a Pic of your face day

Send a picture of your face to anyone who asks on October 6

Person 1: what is today?

Person 2: today is national send a pic of your face day!

by countyfog827738393 October 06, 2021

In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 02, 2012

chew your face off

get fucked and smoke weed

lets chew your face off tonight boys

by ireallyreallydontknowwhatimdoi June 13, 2014

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 07, 2021