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Mong

a person who is annoying and very stupid. you like them sometimes but they do get on your nerves to the point where you have to shout at them!
Example 1
“omg look at this and this and this!”
“shut up you absolute mong!”

Example 2
“i can’t believe he broke up with me. WHAT A MONG!”
by pippppeerrrweesman October 18, 2019
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by thecharacterwannie July 30, 2022
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Mongs who pong

A creative inspirational young group. There is never no drama with these twatbags but it’s fine because everyone wishes to be just like them. They’re intelligent when needed and stupid always.
Man I wish I was a Mong who ponged.

A mong who pong is a person who is in the snap chat group chat mongs who pong.
by A.rascal September 7, 2022
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Mong

A person who is lazy and unmotivated. Typically due to excessive marijuana use, this is usually their only hobby/interest and will do anything for a sesh.
Oi rory mums your being a mong
by Certified.Gxng March 30, 2023
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Your local Joe who thinks they can play snooker. They are usually ginger and annoying
Somehow the mong was able to make a 50 break!
by Joe Blogsy January 28, 2023
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Mongy Mong

The Asteroid of stupid people that think you can't hear them talking weird over there or think that the flip side is impossible, especially when you are the real treal one on globe and they are conceited beyond a dork, ignorantly they treat you like shit either because they are high or just stupid and you are kindly not causing trouble and bothering anybody but they remain to be mongy mong and you could pro their ass but mongy mong will just be treat cupid like shit and expect the angel to fly to galaxy...
OK Mongy Mong I can hear you

Wam bam mongy mong I have come
by HaloTheHalo August 20, 2022
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Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch
John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch
by Cambar69 December 2, 2020
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