White boy trap

When you have a thing for white boys who are almost guaranteed to screw you over eventually, and with no warning.

You know this is a definite possibility but you can't get out of the trap.

Everything is going great and then, BAM.

A: "I need your help."
B: "Why?"
A: "I'm stuck in the white boy trap again."

C: "I've been talking to him for a while and now suddenly he's being all weird."
D: "I told you to be careful of the white boy trap."

by YourWordsHypnotiseMe May 26, 2021

white boy

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally

"The white boy bangs his head on the concrete until he fractures his scull and puts himself in a coma. No one could stop him, he's unreasonable. There's no talking to him."

by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

white boy squat

Signature white guy dance move. Typically used when dancing with a member of the opposite sex. As the partner moves close to a guy on the dancefloor he will tend to squat very low, with his groin somewhere in the region of her mid-thigh to kneecaps, and grind in her direction. It is appears to be highly uncomfortable and inefficient.

I tried to twerk this rump on his junk but he was "white boy squatting" and I wasn't trying to get that low in these heels. Way too much stress on the thighs.

by DoraWi August 11, 2017

White Boy

A human male under the age of 25 who is of Caucasian descent. They're typically arrogant, attention-seeking, desperate and not to mention manipulative. These are the type of guys who end up lovebombing you only to leave you wanting to kill yourself or the type that say slurs for fun without thinking twice.

Person 1: I just broke up with Chris yesterday... he genuinely made me want to kill myself.

Person 2: Ugh, I told you he's the worst. The literal definition of a White Boy! One time he called me the F-slur!

Person 1: That is so not coolio! Let's go egg his house!

by Lynton Heathecliff August 2, 2025

Stale white bread boy

A plain man who’s mundane life is turned around by a manic pixie dream girl.
One doesn’t exist without the other, a manic pixie dream girl will always be with a stale white bread boy and visa versa.

Romona flowers in Scott pilgrim vs the world finds Scott, her stale white bread boy to be the nicest guy she’s ever been with

by Steviesteve November 20, 2023

white boy defense

when you have a defender that is "meat riding" you without actually playing defense

"Yo, let's play these niggas"

"nah man he play white boy defense"

by yxrick November 11, 2018

Unfair White boy

White boys act unfair to Black people by being racist, and think only Black people do this, or that. White people commit more crimes than Black people, but believe that Black people commit the most crimes. Unfair White boys has also destroy, and kill Black people for being adulterers, and adulteresses, and for having sex with another person’s partners/spouses but as soon as you tell them to make things right, etc. They say, “they don’t have anything to do with it”. Even though, some Black people didn’t commit adultery, or have sex with another person’s partner/spouse. Some unfair White boys has had sex with Black women during slavery, but as soon as a Black man does it he should feel ashamed of himself. Unfair White boys even rape Black women during slavery, and after slavery, and Non-Black women, but if a Black man rapes a White woman he’s called a nigger.

Unfair White boy: (calls a Black man a nigger for raping a White woman).
Black man: you unfair White boys are niggers! You guys rape so many women including Black women. So, you must be talking about yourself.

by DemonPeachxBlade January 16, 2025