Google Whack

Jerking off over porn on your computer but having Google open in another window incase you get caught.

I just Google Whacked, but my mom caught me.

by Psymon- March 28, 2007

fanny whacking

Heterosexual intercourse carried out in the missionary position between 'mutually enthusiastic' partners with sufficient vigour to generate rhythmic, audible impact of scrotum on buttocks.

He gave me such a fanny whacking last night, I bet he makes up some excuse for not cycling to work this week!

by TrevBloke November 6, 2010

noob whack

death from noob melee on online games.

OMG joo gt noob whacked!!1111!!1111

by jambizz June 11, 2006

whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.

Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?

by JB February 27, 2005

whack M.C.

One who peddles whack rhymes around your hood. see also jibberish

"Chad be a whack M.C.."

by Joey! January 22, 2004

Whack Shack

1) A make shift lean-to made in ones bed room out of blankets, chairs, pillows, and the bed itself, where one masturbates in privacy.

2) A covered shower in a locker room where one wanks.

whack procedure:
Get in
Get off
Get out

1) Everyone knows what my roommate is doing when he is skyping his girlfriend and brings his laptop into his whack shack.

2) The quarter back swears hes straight, but hes not fooling anyone when he suggests drilling a glory hole into our locker room whack shack.

by Mr. Billy Shears February 17, 2009

sack whack

See above, other synonyms include:
Pattack (Penis attack)
Nut tap

Getting nailed in the junk. Ow.

see above

by Big Tim November 14, 2003