western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022

western poopy dick

When doing anal in the position reverse cowgirl, your significant other shits on your dick. Therefore giving you the Western Poopy Dick.

God Kara gave me a Western Poopy Dick last night. Made a huge mess

by ShrimpyMcgee July 02, 2022

Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

all qwyatt on the western front

How da O.K. Corral was after Mr. Earp and his law-enforcement associates engaged in their famous shootout and subdued or eliminated all of da noisily-gun-blasting outlaws.

If da outlaw gang "Cowboys" had simply followed da "no guns within city limits" ordinance and thus not run afoul of da local marshals, things might have remained "all qwyatt on the western front" for everyone involved.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Anti-Westerner

Someone, A Company, or Influencer who hate entertainment ( Animation, literature, music, comics, TV shows, etc..) that is not from Japan, China, Korea, Taiwan, or any other Asian country.

Person 1: "I can't wait to read this new comic I bought."

Anti-Westerner: "Eww, you read comics? Nobody reads those. Go read a manga, manhua, or manhwa instead. They're way better than any Western series."

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Person 1: "You should try out this web novel on Royal Road; you can also read it on Scribble Hub if you don't have an account."

Anti-Westerner: "Korean web novels and light novels are far superior to any series posted there; nobody will read these trashy works."

by Trexuios July 03, 2024

Western democracy

Imagine there is a freaked out dwarven self-proclaimed hegemon coming inside your home out of nowhere and telling you in the most arrogant manner that you have to follow his way of f-ing the world and that this is a status-quo you are not allowed to change. That is an approachable definition of the western democracy thing going on globally.

U have to comply to western democracy, dude, that is the only way of breathing. Heil democracy!

by Umbago September 05, 2024

western rodeo

Phrase defining the act of male masturbating while riding a horse bareback.

The man enjoyed a western rodeo on his prized pony.

by dem shitz January 10, 2010