Weiner Wife

Someone's gay male life partner.

I bet that asshole homophobe Steve secretly has a weiner wife.

by marble_player March 12, 2011

Weiner Rust

When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.

Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?

John: I'm a virgin.

Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!

by BIGCOCKY123 July 7, 2011

weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.

Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.

by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017

Weezer

An Alt-Rock band that flip flops in and out of the mainstream. Has some well known songs such as Undone (The Sweater Song), and Say It Ain't So.

They are NOT emo, just self-aware about what they're like.

That Weezer concert was awesome, Pat has awesome drum skills.

by That One Nerd From School March 13, 2019

honey-weiner syndrome

A syndrome of the weiner after screwing a bottle of honey. Take a wild guess.

"How the heck did I get honey-weiner syndrome????"
"Gee, I wonder."

by We're not eating these oranges January 30, 2014

weiner-tag

It as a game played among friends where you lightly tap your friends weiner, and shout: "Weiner Tag". This is imortant that you do it anywhere/everywhere. And shout it loud enough for strangers to hear.

Bibby weiner-tagged me in walmart the other day, and the eldery couple behind us frowned.

by Bibby June 18, 2006

Weiner Beaters

Hands, any hand used to beat off a weiner

Look at the size of those weiner beaters

by BenjiR2005 January 25, 2009