Someone who smokes weed constantly and always seems to be producing joints and bowls out of nowhere, usually at the worst possible times. Generally has no sense of etiquette whatsoever about smoking weed.
"Want to get high?"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"
"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"
"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"
by happyfuntiem June 26, 2019
Get the Weed Wizardmug. The best herb in the michiana area. If you aren't smoking Tapia weed you probably know it. Tapia weed is known to be sour diesel, jack herer, grand daddy purp, skush and the like.
by fathomz July 19, 2009
Get the Tapia Weedmug. The type of weed buds that contain stems, sticks, seeds. Basically it is the lowest-end quality type of cannabis you can consume.
Back in the day we didn't have any money, so all we could smoke was stress weed. You could hear the seeds popping.
by DollaSign20 April 3, 2017
Get the stress weedmug. A weed so potent, that not only does it get you stoned off your fucking ass in two hits, but makes you laugh so hard that tears start rolling down your face uncontrollably thus giving the appearance you have just watched "Titanic". Something as simple as a knock knock joke that you heard in 2nd grade can cause you to roll on the floor screaming and crying with laughter. Another name for this strain is "Period Weed" because it's only a carton of Ben & Jerry's and a can of chocolate frosting away from an all out period crying fest. So if you are up for smoking this Devil's Ganja, than grab some tissues and enjoy the ride.
Jared: (laughing uncontrollably)
Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"
Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."
Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."
Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"
Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."
Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."
by Rosemary's Babies October 26, 2014
Get the Titanic Weedmug. Marijuana that is so good, your friends make it disappear in the night. Ghostly actions happened to your dope! Rasta reference emulated into word.
First Stoner: "Hey man, where's that great smoke from last night?" "What kind was dat anyway?"
Second Stoner: "Dat was my Duppy Weed!"
Second Stoner: "Dat was my Duppy Weed!"
by monkeygirlmarley December 24, 2010
Get the Duppy Weedmug. When living with rule-abiding people (e.g. parents, conservatives, children), a walk pretending to walk the dog but actually smoking marijuana around the block.
"My parents are really driving me crazy this Thanksgiving, Cindy. I think we need to walk the weed."
"Did you see those girls over there? Looks like they're walking the weed."
"Did you see those girls over there? Looks like they're walking the weed."
by Monty S January 1, 2009
Get the walk the weedmug. by BatmanAlexeh November 11, 2020
Get the weetabix weedmug.