talk about the weather

A technique used to get an individual of the opposite sex involved in conversation to later get them to have sex with you.

Paul walked to the drunk girl by the wall and started to talk about the weather

by Ima Midget March 20, 2008

schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.

We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.

by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011

weatherford

the most winning name on earth , used to describe a person that is amazing and Chuck Norris like.

josh Weatherford wins at life

by hoshua winns November 1, 2011

How's The Weather?

A phrase used by teenage girls to secretly inform each other that their tops are too low.

girl 1 : Hey Claire, How's the weather?

girl 2 : crap, its fine now i think

Dean : nice

by Vinny ;D January 16, 2010

fair weather friend

A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.

I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.

by commiebobo November 26, 2009

Weather Slut

One who irresponsibly sleeps with another due to impending natural disasters.

You slept with Jon during Hurricane Irene? When did you become such a weather slut?

by Chinese Jade September 7, 2011

Bad weather fan

A person who still cheers for the Chicago Cubs after all this time. Or they also like the Detroit Lions.

Chicago Cubs
Detroit Lions
Washington Nationals
Chicago Bears
Any other sports team that sucks

bob: Look at Dylan he's wearing a cubs shirt
Joe: Doesn't he know they lost last night
bob: he must be a bad weather fan they haven't won the world series in at least a hundred years

by john dick doe July 22, 2010