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Walmart

A chain retail store United States, which sells cheap goods made by exploited labor in Southeast Asia, at low prices made possible by evading taxes, not insuring their "associates", paying minimun wage and firing "associates" at the slightest hint of unionizing.

Their motto, "Always low prices", has been mocked by some as "Always low wages".
Jason: Those Mexican cleaners are locked every night at their workplace.

Susan: What! Where the hell do they work?

Jason: They work at Walmart.
by mateluna October 20, 2008
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walmart

a stupid cheap store where people buy trashy clothes that look like horrible
wanna go to walmart and buy some cheap ugly threads?
by gigi c.h. June 1, 2006
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walmart ass

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.
Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.
by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004
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Walmart

Corporate Terrorist operation that seeks to turn all of the world into it slaves. Its customers consist of Idiot America.

It operates by opening a store with "low" prices, knocking out all other stores to create a monopoly, and then raising prices to new highs never before seen in the area. Of course Idiot America brainwashed by the corporate terrorists runs around and says see they have the lowest prices. Lower quality items at higher prices-Idiot America you have really got yourself a deal.

The terrorist operation itself consists of fascist managers who use their employees as slave labor for unpaid overtime and drag anyone out of the ugly ass store who says the word union. Above the fascist managers, are the corporate terrorist executives who steal tax payer dollars whining about how they need welfare, kill their employees by denying them needed health care, and lie about child slave labors.
I supported the corporate terrorists today by giving my money to Walmart. I look forward to them turning me into a slave race.
by Citisucks September 22, 2008
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slimy waldo

When a girl gives you a blowjob and you cum in her mouth. She spits the cum out into her hand and then proceeds to give you a handjob with it.
A: damn my girlfriend is a freak!
B: why, what did she do?
A: she starting giving me a bj and then turned it in to a slimy waldo!
B:Yeah!
by Throbo boy Jared May 9, 2006
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Waldo

When a man goes into stealth mode once he is in a relationship and the inevitable complications begin to surface.

About the same as going ninja except he is still visible at his usual hangouts. Naturally, he will not present himself and repeatedly fades into a group of friends or complete strangers. An exhausting effort must be used to discover him and it will most likely give you a headache.

The female counterpart is known as Carmen Sandiego
Seeker: “I’ve been talking to this guy for a month and out of nowhere he went Waldo on me. I saw his F-150 at the bar last night but couldn’t find him. I even sent a text and he said he was buyin drinks.”
by Marius MM January 13, 2010
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Walmart Creature

one of the creepy people that insists on giving you a sticker at the door, even if you are over 88 years old. never refuse this sticker, or you just might have to take two. beware: walmart creatures tend to get extremely violent if shown shiny or expensive objects.
"have a sticker!"
"no thank you, walmart creature"
by azigabnsla June 30, 2006
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