The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022
Get the Chris Wilsonmug. 
A loyal and cherished friend, who's by your side even when you've been cast away on a deserted island. Originating from Tom Hank's dear companion in the 2000 film classic, 'Cast Away'.
by Sassy Derrick June 15, 2020
Get the Wilson ballmug. Matty is known to be a stuck up asshole around his mates but when you actually get to know him he is a sweet, loving, caring and sometimes crazy guy with a weird personality. Matthew is obsessed with truck and trying to find a girlfriend. He doesn't know much about love but he will understand it very well someday..
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by gAyYyYyYyYyYyY!!! April 28, 2021
Get the Matthew Wilsonmug. an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.
by Sexydimma October 17, 2017
Get the sinner Wilsonmug. A drummer who's name doesn't stand for blowjob, but for Barrie James.
He was the drummer of Procol Harum from 1967-1977 and was one of the greatest drummers of rock with his unique ways of drumming.
He died in 1990.
He was the drummer of Procol Harum from 1967-1977 and was one of the greatest drummers of rock with his unique ways of drumming.
He died in 1990.
Person A: Who's that on your shirt?
Person B: BJ Wilson.
Person A: Haha, BJ.
Person B: No, it stands for Barrie James.
Person B: BJ Wilson.
Person A: Haha, BJ.
Person B: No, it stands for Barrie James.
by PH PH PH May 24, 2016
Get the BJ Wilsonmug. by phill lova July 20, 2004
Get the phil wilsonmug.