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leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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Wink

Wink is a app like tinder full of weird strangers and people called PEDOPHILES, it is so weird that you have to delete the app the next hour. If you have wink then your a PEDOPHILE or a victim!!!😒😞
“Hey do you have wink?”
RANDOM: yeah
“Are u a minor on it?”
RANDOM: no??
PEDOPHILE!!
by Itsvivonthespot March 16, 2023
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Wink Wonk

Used as a purely comedic way of hinting towards the “big do”. Just for joking around.
A YouTube comment: “They must like each other (wink wonk)”
Sentence: “Did they... you know... wink wonk
by IlikeWORDS🌈 June 23, 2019
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Winking

When your anus is winking spasmodically post anal intercourse with your loved one.
David was "winking" post a long session with his partner Fabio.
by ImAwinker May 7, 2025
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The Wink

A move that can be pulled off by only one man. That man is Johnny Seo.

A Cup of Coffee Part. 2 (feat. JOHNNY’s Fashion Evaluation & Thai school uniforms) 21:41
"Hehe he just gave us The Wink, oh my god!"
-Mark Lee, 2018
by Trash79 October 3, 2019
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danger wink

When your butthole says a quick hello, poof.
He got me with that danger wink.
by Jason seanders May 27, 2021
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Winked out

I winked out with wifey last night instead of helping you rob that burger joint.
by SteveTheHun October 9, 2020
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