Ethan A. W.G.

Ethan A. G.W., The bestest boy in the whole world. He’s a sweet golden boy who looks at you with the eyes full of love. He’d give you the world if he could and would relentlessly love you and all your flaws. He reminds you of how beautiful you are and tries his best to be the best and can be a little clingy at times. His best features include his ass, dick, smile, and most important the eyes that hold this universe. Perfect daddy material and cuddle material.

“Do you know Ethan A. W.G.? I heard that boy has the fattest ass in town”

by Ethan A. W.G. October 2, 2023

George W. Bush Egg Theory

The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.

George W. Bush Egg Theory is the truth

by George W. Bush’s Reincarnation March 19, 2024

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Congratulations...you have reached the absolute as I had. You've tried to find weird keyboard combinations and have reached here... Welcome. Take a load off!

I can't believe there is a Urban Dictionary entry for "1/2.3,4m5n6b7v8c9x0zq'w;elrktjyhugifodpsa-\=" !

by Maximindian Pegasus February 15, 2023

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot

The superior version of saying Whomst'd've.
Created in order to show superiority over peers or younglings.

GUY 1: Yo, do you have any idea whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot took my notebook?

GUY 2: ....What?

by JImotimothy March 14, 2023

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'nem'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous

The language of gods

Person 1: whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'nem'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous would have thought
Person 2: What the fuck

by 8evtrbksgrbfvesriliufg h98734p July 11, 2024

baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

a phrase that sigmas use

non sigma: hi
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

by sigma with rizz December 4, 2023

"'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiop[ª{asdfghjklç]}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)

Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke

by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024