The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').
"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
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If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.
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Get the von schrottenberg mug.''You heard of that 'von Tippelskirch' dude?''
''You mean the one they're saying is 'The Helper?'- the one sent to remind People of the truth?''
''Yea, that's the one.'' :)
''You mean the one they're saying is 'The Helper?'- the one sent to remind People of the truth?''
''Yea, that's the one.'' :)
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