southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

stefano valentini

A HOT ASS VIDEO GAME VILLIAN FROM:
The Evil Within 2
5'10
148 pounds
Italian 🇮🇹 Born in Italy
Psychotic serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for pictures aka his art

Damn Stefano Valentini work dat ass~

by uoYredruM June 14, 2018

Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.

"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"

by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019

Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick

He's such a typical Jack Valentine

by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019

Goth Valentine’s Day

The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.

“Happy Goth Valentine’s Day here’s some dead red roses”

by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022

Belated Valentine’s Day

(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day

(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much

Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”

by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022

Funny Valentine

The act of pursuing saint corpse parts to give america a better life in a patriotic way

Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.

by distributedledger September 10, 2022