Bow-vag

When your old ass girlfriend's elbow looks like vagina lips, or when your young ass girlfriend squeezes her elbow skin to look like vagina lips.

Damn, that cougar your dating has some serious Bow-vag in that dress homey!

by PlateLunch August 26, 2012

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vag scab

(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease

Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!

by Austin Pealy March 21, 2011

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Vag tease

Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.

He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...

by Hpodity March 26, 2010

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Turf Vag

Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.

Matthew Stafford will miss Sunday's game against the Bears due to 'Turf Vag'.

by mich5blue July 1, 2011

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Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.

girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?

by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011

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