When your old ass girlfriend's elbow looks like vagina lips, or when your young ass girlfriend squeezes her elbow skin to look like vagina lips.
by PlateLunch August 26, 2012
Get the Bow-vag mug.(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease
Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!
by Austin Pealy March 21, 2011
Get the vag scab mug.Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.
He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...
by Hpodity March 26, 2010
Get the Vag tease mug.Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.
by mich5blue July 1, 2011
Get the Turf Vag mug.It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.
girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!
Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!
Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011
Get the Vag Bag mug.1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.
2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted
2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted
Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?
Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.
Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.
Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.
Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.
by Princess Latifah February 27, 2009
Get the Elasti-Vag mug.To describe a female at a nightclub, who is ready to have sexual intercourse with any half decent male she encounters straight after the club.
"I expect there to be plenty of fit birds at the club tonight. I also expect there to be lots of Sweaty Vag there as well!
by BoshBad February 8, 2010
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