"She said you're a slag cos you shagged a guy she once had a "thing" for."
"JESUS, she's such a clamp vag"
"JESUS, she's such a clamp vag"
by kittykittykitty February 04, 2009
by weirdo603 November 02, 2011
L-VAG is an Acronym for an organization of people. L-VAG stands for "League of Very Awesome Gentlemen". In order to become a part of this organization, you first have to be awesome. Second, you have to be very awesome, you can't be just awesome because it would mean you weren't very awesome, so you have to be 'Awesome' and 'Very Awesome'. Third requirement for being a part of L-VAG is that you must be a gentlemen.
A Fuzzy Banana: To be a part of 'L-VAG' you must answer the call of any female in distress, no matter the circumstances.
Subordinates: RAH! L-V.A.G., the place of real men!
Subordinates: RAH! L-V.A.G., the place of real men!
by A Fuzzy Banana August 01, 2009
Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.
by mich5blue June 29, 2011
It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.
girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!
Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!
Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 04, 2011
To describe a female at a nightclub, who is ready to have sexual intercourse with any half decent male she encounters straight after the club.
"I expect there to be plenty of fit birds at the club tonight. I also expect there to be lots of Sweaty Vag there as well!
by BoshBad February 08, 2010
1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.
2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted
2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted
Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?
Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.
Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.
Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.
Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.
by Princess Latifah October 23, 2008