Bob and Mary explained that they were unicorn hunters to a woman at a bar with hopes she would join them.
by lordofthighs September 18, 2014
A mystical being of tiny proportions that visits a sleeping person in their dreams; it is said to be a little fluffy white unicorn that has a very horny horn upon its head and in between its hind legs. The unicorn is known to ejaculate from both of its horns as it begins to sing the first few verses of 'Hotel California' ... ‘On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair…’ Individuals that are visited by The Little Unicorn begin to wander the Earth in search of it's mystical Lord for the rest of their lives, following the motto that they themselves are "A Little Unicorn".
by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022
The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .
by Coolmedian June 01, 2018
Dipping your testicles in barbecue sauce and then nutting, while sticking your dick in a blender and then Turning it on.
by Fart Master 6000 January 21, 2021
Where a couple starts having sex in the classic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman's head and shoots for distance as she rears up.
by Prometheus69 December 17, 2010
by Karl Bower December 06, 2014
by hippytyree January 20, 2018