P Turner

To not turn up to an arranged date and turn your mobile off or to cancel an arrangement with no notice for a useless reason

"Where is ...? He said he's on his way, I really hope he doesn't do a P Turner again. "Or "sorry it's short notice guys but I can't make it, I'm going to have roast chicken" - or where the "A friend" claims to be on his way to the party and then turns his mobile off and doesn't turn up- this would be described as P Turner

by New Found Knowledge April 23, 2015

Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

by Sarah’s July 3, 2018

Turner

The last name of a boring 25 year old who has nothing better to do than buy fake Ralph polos off Facebook. Can usually be found in his house drinking wine or using his birds car

That turner is a dickhead mate

by Yowag1fam July 24, 2018

Elton Turner

A tall black man which is my friend

Elton turner is a person

by 100hpGD November 10, 2021

Turnered

when you get fooled by the circle game

i was sitting in maths and then i got turnered

by Skou May 11, 2018

Heath Turner

Why is he so sweet to you? Because "you haven't given him a reason not to be." He's shy, but bold and passionate. He says what he thinks no matter how people will take it. He is strong, both in will and in power and he doesn't hesitate to help you out. He doesn't see in himself what we see everyday, and yet he makes you feel like a princess no matter the price. He deserves so much more than I can give him, but I hope I get much more time with him to give what I can :)

To Heath Turner, "Ditto, my Heathy Nugget. "

by Starfish_034 September 23, 2020

dion turner

small prepubescent angry child with a very small penis

wow dion turner put your cock away

by beefy119 July 24, 2016