Turkish HandJob

A hand job of the Turkish nature where one takes the released semen and tosses it gently over their right shoulder. If its not over the right shoulder then definitely not true Turk. Get serious. Originally constructed for Turkish billionaires.

Gazanfer: "That was the best Turkish HandJob of my life. Which shoulder did u release over?"
Gizem: "Don't worry babe it's not my first Turkish Handjob, I threw it over my right shoulder."

by Turkish Billionaire July 25, 2012

turkish

1. Altaic/Tunguistic language that sounds like spitting food at a high volume. More or less intelligible with Turkmen, Uzbek, Kazakh, especially Azeri, and sortof related to Mongolian, Hungarian, and Finnish.
2. A citizen of Turkey.
3. Insanelly awesome food, way better than Greek.
4. Ancient Asian nomads characterized by grunting, raping, and pillaging Persia and India, later Armenia and the Byzantine Empire.
5. Horridly corrupt government that still denies the Armenian Genocide and on-going repression of Kurds.

Yo I'm really hungry, let's go for Turkish.

by tuma October 6, 2006

turkish fart

When you try to sneak a fart out and it turns into messy surprise

Otto had to leave work early to change out his pants after squirting out a turkish fart

by malibulivin March 22, 2008

Turkish Hotdog

A sexual act in which the man does the chik up the batty wifout a rubber and then gets her 2 suck da shit off his Pump action yoghurt rifle

Dude, that bitch was so fuckin skanky, i gave her a turkish hotdog man!

by Lord Schubert May 17, 2006

Turkish Breakfast

The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.

"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"

by Some dude0818 June 21, 2012

turdus

Elongated version of turd.

"Dude, mind that dog turdus!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

turkish squirts

The leftovers (dry or wet) of butthole shrimp

After daniel had some butthole shrimp he had some bad turkish squirts afterwords

by turkish shrimp February 8, 2009