Monster Trucking

The act of sitting on another mans balls and pushing whilst farting on another mans balls

Oh David let’s try that thing you wanted
Oh you mean * monster trucking*

Yeah let’s try that out

by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021

rusty truck

A dildo covered in shit that was in someone's ass

can i lick that fresh rusty truck

by McNamarrra September 29, 2021

dump the truck

phrase used before the grand finale, the last attempt at something. generally only used to denote an upcoming epic or explosive event. it has particular significance related to the final, most explosive run of a show in marching band

Band director: Dump the Truck!

by deej1138 October 12, 2009

meat truck

An ambulance.
Probably used most often if you know they aren't going to make it.
Or if you're a grim person.

"call for a meat truck, he's dead"
"get a meat truck, he's hurt bad"

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill March 24, 2019

Truck Nigger

A truck driver who misguidedly believes that any defect with a big rig can be solved with greases or other lubricants and additives.

Admiring the view of his missing steer tire, Danny decided to treat the truck fuel with a useless additive cementing himself as a dumb truck nigger!

While bouncing around in the sleeper berth going down the highway, Nick cursed the red headed fuck for thinking grease would resurrect the blown cab shocks, "what a stupid fucking truck nigger"!!!

by Bigdummie April 29, 2023

truck bucket

A bucket used for defecating while in a truck (or other motor vehicle). For instance, while on a no-stop road trip or while involved in a police chase. See also baby bottle.

Earl: Pull over man, I gotta take a shit.
Jason: No way, the cops are right behind us. Just use the truck bucket.
Earl: Oh, right, I forgot about that.

by nowayman2 January 20, 2011

produce truck

a slang term for the short yellow bus

Person: Hey look at all the vegetables hopping on the produce truck.
Person 2: That's a bus Gerald, and those are children.

by gigasaur February 23, 2018