A Trouser

A fart, follow through or Wet one in the pants. Normally delivered (but not always) whilst wearing trousers or shorts. Frequently commanded by a loud explosive noise and or smell.

Oh no, I have done trouser

Cripes has someone just Trousered?
Oh no, I have just done a Trouser!
What's that foul smell, who just Trousered?
Tooooooot....Whoops I've just let out a Trouser!
I've just Trousered and I now I'm touching cloth

by Trouser Pete May 22, 2023

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trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

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Trouser Tonsils

Testicles

I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.

by sconniegirl October 14, 2010

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Trouser Smile

Trouser Smile : a Cum shot in the shap of a mouth on the side of the space bettween there pussy and and ass hole making a :)

I was so horney last night i gave my girl friend a trouser smile.

by Slider Dave December 06, 2009

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Billy Brown Trousers

A phrase used in conjunction with sporting failure under immense pressure, as if someone soiled themselves after being put to the test and failing miserably. It has originated from the man whom wore brown trousers for over 20 years of his life in Ballymena county Antrim. Needless to say he suffered from being under pressure during pool billiard games.

Person A: The pressure really affected him on that last shot.
Person B: No doubt, he did a Billy Brown Trousers.

by Scrooty mcboogerballs August 29, 2010

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