rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.
Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.
by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019
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Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
by Adwala76 March 20, 2022
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traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.
Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.
by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017
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Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 January 01, 2019
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Roadrunner Traffic

This occurs when you walk out to your car and the roads are clear. You open the door and the roads are clear. You start your engine and the roads are clear. You put your turn signal signal on and the roads are crazy with traffic. Like when the Roadrunner runs through the intersection safely, but the Coyote touches the road with his toe and it's solid wall-to-wall traffic, blowing horns and beeping at him.
I tried to make a left turn but suddenly the intersection was full of roadrunner traffic.
by Frank Symptoms April 30, 2024
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Roadrunner Traffic

The traffic that inconveniently appears just when you need the road to be clear, e.g. crossing an intersection or just entering the roadway. It always appears just after the road has been completely clear. This is exactly like the old Roadrunner cartoons.
I tried to cross the road and I was blocked by roadrunner traffic. It came out of nowhere!
by Frank Symptoms January 31, 2024
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When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign
by Elektrafying_ July 19, 2017
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