Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021

2 Ton Tammy

A fat white trash looking girl

Did you see Tyler last night at the bar with that 2 Ton Tammy

by Madam kamay July 5, 2025

Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 18, 2020

Tons

A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.

I think I like Tons. She’s so nice

by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018

hella ton

A unit of measurement used to describe a lot of stuff mostly food.

Last night Calease ate a hella ton of cupcakes.

by Flávio May 29, 2016

Tons

Females genital

That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad

by Gas_log February 13, 2021

Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.

by Yesway June 10, 2018