toledo tossed salad

A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).

What a mess... fucking toledo tossed salad...

by hwcdesign October 21, 2014

toledo teacup

When you're eating your girls pussy, and she leaves a little shit on your chin. Usually a result of a phenomenal orgasm.

I ate my girl's pussy so wicked last night she gave me a Toledo teacup

by Goddessmz February 4, 2016

toerrific

The joy of finding a missing sock.

I feel toerrific now that I have a matching set of socks!

by HB_Jenn April 28, 2016

todlerist

Any child age 3 and under because all toddlers are terrorists

I can't handle my kid today, she's being a total todlerist!

by Cossen September 22, 2016

tolexted

Getting practically raped over text message. Common forms of tolextation include one-way sexts and receiving nudes without warning.

Officer: And in what way did he sexually assault you?

Me: He sent me a dick pic. out of nowhere. He... He tolexted me. *starts crying hysterically*

by Art$y Bit¢h June 1, 2016

Toner Terrorist

A person who not only wastes the ink toners in a printer but also slaughters it.

"Oh man, Mr. Garringer is toner terrorist he printed a black page on the printer."

by DJ Space Invaders May 23, 2017

Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020