One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil
Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive
Girl: The world might be a better place
Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....
Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive
Girl: The world might be a better place
Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....
by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009
Get the Striking White Oilmug. When a person is in a relationship but keeps flirty friendships with people they like in case they break-up.
Manwel: Bro, I'm keeping Antonella within striking distance. You know, just in case I break up.
Thomas: Sure thing bro. Back-up plans are an important piece of one's life.
Thomas: Sure thing bro. Back-up plans are an important piece of one's life.
by tomix1337 June 19, 2016
Get the within striking distancemug. the best, illest, and realist album ever by they best, illest, and realist rapper in the game, SPM (south park mexican). album was made while he was in the pen--nobody knows how though...but still, the best album ever. support this dude and go buy it!
by FREE SPM September 23, 2008
Get the When Devils Strikemug. A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.
Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.
The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.
Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.
Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.
The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.
Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.
Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
by Paddy O'Mally August 14, 2008
Get the Diplomatic Counter-Strikemug. A record label created by Serj Tankian (frontman of System of a Down) to give less-recognized talented bands a chance.
by Marshall D. August 31, 2007
Get the Serjical Strike Recordsmug. An online FPS game that originated from Counter Strike (CS). Counter Strike: Source (CSS) is mainly a graphical update of the original with a new radar, buy menu, and a few maps thrown in. Many criticize the game for being "easier" due to vital spots on players made bigger though the game is still challenging and fun. The game is often looked down upon due to the steadily growing number of prepubecent boys with microphones and hackers. Only a fraction of the number of total players of the original CS, play CSS. Because of the smallish number of players, hacking and cheating isn't as bad of a problem on CSS as it is on CS. Its still recommended that you play with the microphone mute option enabled.
*NOTE* Playing CSS may lead to a broken computer or possibly an early death.
*NOTE* Playing CSS may lead to a broken computer or possibly an early death.
A typical Counter Strike: Source match
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphne: Pphhhhptptpt!
Player 2: StfU NoOB
PLayer 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: Player 1 u fukIn haker!
12 year old with microphone: Ssssspspspspspszzzzzeertk!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 2: god dam stFU you fukinNo0b! GaY! FAG!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: HAKR!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphone: Kpstkpstkpstfffffeeerrrpt!
Player 4 Entered the Game
Player 3: PlAYur 1 iz a H4k0R!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with a microphone: Kephpphertzt! Pt! Pzphphsert!
Player 2: GAY! fAg quEER! Ill kILL yuor mothr! STfU N0ob!11!
Player 4 Left the Game
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphne: Pphhhhptptpt!
Player 2: StfU NoOB
PLayer 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: Player 1 u fukIn haker!
12 year old with microphone: Ssssspspspspspszzzzzeertk!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 2: god dam stFU you fukinNo0b! GaY! FAG!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: HAKR!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphone: Kpstkpstkpstfffffeeerrrpt!
Player 4 Entered the Game
Player 3: PlAYur 1 iz a H4k0R!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with a microphone: Kephpphertzt! Pt! Pzphphsert!
Player 2: GAY! fAg quEER! Ill kILL yuor mothr! STfU N0ob!11!
Player 4 Left the Game
by I left CSS for WoW December 24, 2008
Get the Counter Strike: Sourcemug. guess I’m just not all that sensible. Then one day I strike up a conversation with a lovely young woman named Angelica at a party who didn’t know what my movie was called, but she knew where I could find it for sure For sure?
by Rapture1 November 26, 2011
Get the strike up a conversationmug.