Witty titties

Not your average titty. Sharp, edgy, well-trained.

-"Jamal, you lay brick on them bags yet?"

-"Naw man. I'ma break off my own rocks before I get cut by those witty titties."

by Wittietittie February 12, 2015

Skunk Titties

When a female’s armpits reek so fuckin bad her tits stink.

I was having sex with this ho I picked up and she has the skunk titties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Under Titties

The part of your skin under your sagging breasts.

I’m laying down by the pool trying to tan my under titties.

by Matilda Pussyfondle April 30, 2022

Titty knackers

Irish slang, used to indicate a state of mentalness

"Would you look at that?! You are off your titty knackers! Tink of the babbies!!!"

by Paddy MacMahon January 10, 2009

Titty Trap

n. Situation in which an individual feels compelled to assist or do some task, regardless of how abysmal the task may be, for an attractive female with an amazing set of breasts.

John fell into the titty trap last night and was not seen again for hours

by no1ofimportance November 13, 2011

Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits

What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!

by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012

titty crumbs

It is the small crumbs from food that fall between a BIG titty girl boobs that get stuck between her titties to find later.

A problem BIG titty girls have when they eat crackers, chips, bread, etc. anything that makes crumbs.

My wife was eating crackers earlier and when I grabbed her titty I found some titty crumbs.

by rcohn3 July 4, 2009