by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024
Get the Pausing the oven timer mug.In real world, the Earth takes 365.6 days to orbit the sun, forcing us to use messy "leap year" patches to fix the calendar. In this system named Xa Adiseo timelinias, this glitch is solved by recalibrating the clock so a year is exactly 365 days. By distributing those extra 0.6 days into every second of the year, the timeline becomes perfectly aligned without leap years, making time accurate, understandable, and fair.
by Aditya's ADI.2 March 13, 2026
Get the Xa Adiseo timelinias mug.When you need an excuse to have both younger generations of talent but also keep some old guys around the shop for experience even though they don’t know shit cause they are old and forgot
by tracknation66 August 13, 2025
Get the Young guns and old timers mug.Oh no Mik what happened!? And what's that Chris said about remission? This is clearly God's punishment for thumbing your nose at my gift. There is no other way of interpreting this.
Hym "Oh no! It looks like the death timer is about to run out! Dammit Jordan, I told you you needed to hurry the fuck up! You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can. You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 2. I'm working on Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 3 but it looks like my neighbor is horny so I'm might have to fucking clean it soon... THIS... IS A TRAVESTY! An absolute travesty! And now I won't get to do the retribution game! Jesus Christ! I blame all of you for this. If the death timer expires before he is brought before me, no one will be spare. PRIORITY 1! This is the most important thing!"
by Hym Iam October 5, 2025
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