Time Rutke

1) A Vin Diesel wanna be.

2) Can be used instead of time

Hey man, do you know what Time Rutke it is?

by Timenhosen von bausen February 4, 2010

Timawayaphobia

Fear of being away from people named "Tim" for longer than 5 seconds.

Tim: Sean why did you have to move closer to me?

Sean: I have Timawayaphobia.

Tim: Oh. Okay, Sean your weird.

by Flygon65 August 29, 2010

time bombing

Time bombing is when you intentionally comment on an old photo on someone's Facebook profile as if it's current. The older, the better. This forces Facebook to make it appear in the current news feed and typically prompts awkward comments from other friends who think they are commenting on new pictures.

When someone is time bombing you, you'll get notifications from friends with comments like:

"When did you color your hair green!"

"I'm glad to see you're back with Nancy. That chick you were dating last week was really nasty"

"Wow - are you pregnant AGAIN!"

"OMG - did you lose like 100 pounds? You look great!"

by Professor Mac Plum September 19, 2013

time torch

The act of wasting quality time with the boys by delaying the onset of some expected activity. (Effectively torching time)

Friend - “Hey timetorcher are you coming to the party soon? We’re waiting for you to start the party”

Timetorcher - Yeah i’ll be there in 10 minutes...

Timetorcher - *1 hour later and hasn't arrived*

Friend - “dude he’s totally a time torch”

by Time torched Friend August 7, 2019

hay time

Used to say to your homies that
1. it's time for an event to go down
2. it's time to start something that was planned
3. it's time to leave for somewhere that was planned

Origin: Might have originated from the saying 'Make hay when the sun shines'

Ron: I started up the Xbox. You do the first song. Did you get the beers?
Jake: Yeah man! It's hay time!

by Pseudonym, obviously January 2, 2009

furlough time

Time spent at work doing absolutely nothing work related, to make up for the furlough day the company gave you to save money due to poor financial management.

Bob: Jim, you've been goofing off all day, what gives?"

Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."

by @theosus January 22, 2009

Jonno time

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010